If I ran into Tina Fey again today, I would say: ‘You need to at least pay for my kids’ braces or something from all the money that you made off of pretending that you’re me! My goodness, you capitalized on that! Can’t you contribute a little bit? Jeez!’

Sarah Palin (via azspot)

because tina feys career is 3 sarah palin sketches on SNL. the fucking best part of this is that psycho sarah believes this. 

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azspot:

Adam Zyglis: ISIS

Truth to half power. The seed was planted by the Americans long before toppling Saddam. The Taliban? Al Qaeda? Moving farther east, and in 2003 were establishing caliphate style stakes in their respective countries. Afghanistan doesn’t fight either. Saudi funds both.http://media.cagle.com/82/2014/08/08/152048_600.jpg

azspot:

Adam Zyglis: ISIS

Truth to half power. The seed was planted by the Americans long before toppling Saddam. The Taliban? Al Qaeda? Moving farther east, and in 2003 were establishing caliphate style stakes in their respective countries. Afghanistan doesn’t fight either. Saudi funds both.

starwars:

Halfway there…

starwars:

Halfway there…

Nothing Was the Same

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lifeasdreams:

Drake - Come Thru

decompression music 

Even at age twelve I could tell that Jimmy Carter was an honest man trying to address complicated issues and Ronald Reagan was a brilcreemed salesman telling people what they wanted to hear. I secretly wept on the stairs the night he was elected President, because I understood that the kind of shitheads I had to listen to in the cafeteria grew up to become voters, and won. I spent the eight years he was in office living in one of those science-fiction movies where everyone is taken over by aliens—I was appalled by how stupid and mean-spirited and repulsive the world was becoming while everyone else in America seemed to agree that things were finally exactly as they should be. The Washington Press corps was so enamored of his down-to-earth charm that they never checked his facts, but if you watched his face when it was at rest, when he wasn’t performing for anyone, you could see him for what he really was—a black-eyed, slit-mouthed, lizard-faced old son-of-a-bitch. He was a bad actor, an informer for McCarthy, and a hired front man for a gang of Texas oilmen, fundamentalist dingbats, and right-wing psychotics out of Dr. Strangelove. He put a genial face on chauvanism, callousness, and greed, and made people feel good about being bigots again. He likened Central American death squads to our founding fathers and called the Taliban “freedom fighters.” His legacy includes the dismantling of Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal, the final dirty win of Management over Labor, the outsourcing of America’s manufacturing base, the embezzlement of almost all the country’s wealth by 1% of its citizens, the scapegoating of the poor and black, the War on Drugs, the eviction of schizophrenics into the streets, AIDS, acid rain, Iran-Contra, and, let’s not forget, the corpses of two hundred forty United States Marines. He moved the center of political discourse in this country to somewhere in between Richard Nixon and Augusto Pinochet. He believed in astrology and Armageddon and didn’t know the difference between history and movies; his stories were lies and his jokes were scripted. He was the triumph of image over truth, paving the way for even more vapid spokesmodels like George W. Bush. He was, as everyone agrees, exactly what he appeared to be—nothing. He made me ashamed to be an American. If there was any justice in this world his Presidential Library would contain nothing but boys’ adventure books and bad cowboy movies, and the only things named after him would be shopping malls and Potter’s Fields. Let the earth where he is buried be seeded with salt.

The Pain (via azspot)

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I suppose summer had to end sometime. It’s sad though, because I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Annnd I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it. [pause] Saw inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…

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Makonnen ft. Drake

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noahkalina:

ILoveMekonnen - Tuesday (ft. Drake)

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Funeral

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thomeyorker:

David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

thomeyorker:

David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

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pitchfork:

Aphex Twin announces SYRO, his first proper album in 13 years.

Very exciting newshttp://p4k.in/1uNEpvC

pitchfork:

Aphex Twin announces SYRO, his first proper album in 13 years.

Very exciting news

best show ever pt2

best show ever pt2

best show ever

best show ever

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theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers
Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

theforceshallfreeus:

The Old (West) Republic saber made by Madcow at Genesis Custom Sabers

Check out his other incredible custom works by following the link above!

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